New reason to boycott 61 bollywood directors.

News is that the Big house  is putting together the staff in its service…and sixty one attended a “do” for the visiting ……mistuh candy. Now While Steven speilberg doesn’t have an entirely bad reputation, He IS credited, widely with destroying french and Japanese cinema. (of the 70’s / 80’s, and stealing willy nilly like Indiana Jones from a certain Indian film director. (don’t even ask if you don’t know).

Boycotting Big House-nigger films/people should be a matter of survival for Bollywood. Spread the word. ( in the end this wasn’t too long a list. I’m only calling for the boycott of 8 directors.   I am actually encouraging the association of Dreamworks/ big with  15 directors, and am charecterizing the others as out of work make work-ers or just attending a showbiz party.


Notable absentees include Maniratnam, Vidhu vinod, Raj-Krishna, Banibrata pain, the telegus, the malayalams , Shahrukh khan’s stable, Salman Khan’s stable, many cinematographers, Sanjay gupta, etc…so this is probably just another showbiz party in bollywood….



The names :

1. Abhay Chopra : Who?

2. Abhishek Kapoor : multiplex

3. Anurag Kashyap : Hack

4. AR Murgadoss : BOYCOTT!!

5. Ashutosh Gowarikar : has been

6. Ayaan Mukherjee : yeah …no.

7. R Balki : Boycott Balki!!

8. Bejoy Nambiar : David…David?

9. David Dhawan : I used to like him  😦

10. Farah Khan : I’ll miss you farah.

11. Gauri Shinde :SRIDEVIIIIII!!!!!

12. Habib Faisal : Big House director ignore

13. Homi Adajania : Homi! I’ll miss you. Boycott!!!!

14. Indra Kumar : Makes white elephants

15. Javed Akhtar : has been.

16. Kabir Khan (unkind cut. FIGHT KABIR!!!!! )

17. Kapil Chopra Exactly what the big house needs for its weddings.

18. Karan Bhutani :who?

19. Karan Johar : has been

20. Karan Shah :who?

21. Kiran Rao : they can have her.

22. Kunal Deshmukh : nobody

23. Kunal Kohli : Yash chopra alumnus(you know what to do)

24. Madhur Bhandarkar : white elephants. welcome to him.

25. Mahesh Bhatt : poor mahesh. hope they fed hom well.

26. Milan Luthria : House director for BIGS. already boycotting.

27. Nagesh Kukunoor : has been

28. Nishikant Kamath :Big House director. already boycotting

29. Onir : nobody.

30. Padmashri Priyadarshan : flop director

31. Prabhudeva : poor prabhudeva hope someone gives him a job.

32. Prasoon Joshi : ARR’s inside man Boycott.

33. Rahul Bhatt : Mahesh’s son. ‘nough said

34. Rajkumar Gupta : Multiplex

35. Rajshree Ohja :  Nobody

36. Raju Hirani : FIGHT Raju!!!!!

37. Rakesh Roshan : Hritik’s dad. I’m sure he was invited from courtesy.

38. Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra : Boycott.

39. Ramesh Sippy : has been

40. Ram Gopal Varma : never was.

41. Reema Kagti depressingly bad nobody.

42. Renzil D’Silva : well on his way to ecoming the next anurag kashyap in terms of all the flops he makes. theyre welcome to him.

43. Rohan Sippy  Industry party.

44. Rohit Dhawan : quota

45. Rohit Shetty Big House director

46. Sajid Khan  farah’s brother

47. Sanjay Leela Bhansali : give this guy work. he’s only hanging with speilberg because nobody is giving him work.

48. Shimit Amin : another make work attendence.

49. Shoojit Sircar : VVC alumnus.  needs work

50. Shyam Benegal : nobody takes him seriously as a filmmaker anymore.

51. Sriram Raghavan : Big house director. I will watch his movies, but pro’lly never take him too seriously.

52. Subhash Ghai : I think this is the best synergy for speilberg and ambani.

53. Sudhir Mishra : unemployed arthouser.

54. Sujoy Ghosh : promising talent. pity he has to be BOYCOTTED!

55. Tigmanshu Dhulia : is a House director for BIG. not to be confused with  Bedabrata pain, whos an awesone director).

56. Vikas Bahl :who?

57. Vikram Bhatt White elephant maker

58. Vikramaditya Motwane : wannabe cannes. encourage.

59. Vipul Shah perfect synergy! encourage the association!

60. Vishal Bhardwaj : on his way downhill.

61. Zoya Akhtar family quote (she’s someone’s daughter or something…)


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One Response to New reason to boycott 61 bollywood directors.

  1. *tha says:

    simply superb anna . mass kaatreenga

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