La Perdicion de los hombres
posted Wed, 18 Jul 2007 17:03:33 -0700
Don’t throw rocks. This is a film in the spirit of the Japanese new wave (Oshima’s non sex ones, Sushumi Hani) and works as a darkly funny script that uses the device that things are always more interesting when there’s a dead body in the room. It’s serious underpinnings apart (it’s really a film about dead marriages) it is a pulp fiction meets los olivados script that traverses the sublime and the ridiculous often in the same scene. It’s also full of punchy one liners ( “between when you’re born and when you die , you fuck and fuck and fuck , and then you die”) . The anthem of the film “La Pedicion de los Hombres, con las malditas mujers” is drummed into the viewer like a Brechtian team song of the guys baseball club. And the pitcher is the one that should really have been killed. He didn’t throw rocks.
Cinderella 2000 :
A sexploitation musical in three parts. posted Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:32:55 -0700 I have seen the future and it is the petronas towers! So I was watching this movie yesterday, and it had this vp in it, he was like, really young and good looking and stuff, and his dad was like the chairman of this oil company who had like, this twisted musctache like that commie dictator,no no ,not chairman Mao, the other guy …well anyway, so he like bans all sex in office, can you IMAGINE! Except that this vp, he sort of does this pretty valley girl intern in the back room during the christmas party ? And it has a revolving bed with blue satin sheets and stuff? And she has a fairy godfather, who teaches her that to fellate is to do god’s work, so she blows the vp? (and she lives with a family where the sisters are constantly topless but they have shiny eyemake up like in star trek, )And he gets SO INSPIRED, that he goes away to the film makers cooperative, and makes a musical, about a grimms brothers book he once read, and all his friends compete to show their boobs to the camera, and daddy…just needs a good blow job or something.. and he’ll stop being so uptight, and let everyone in unocal do everyone else…but only if they feel the love, and there’s a geeky robot who wants to cross connect your input with his IDE controller outputs, like how eww is that!